Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.”

Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”

Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.”

Kilde: Comedy Central

Bill Gates gennemgår her de vidunderlige og nye muligheder som Microsoft har puttet i Vista. En vittig sjæl har dog lige flyttet billedsiden af gennemgangen over i Apples ikke helt nye iPhoto. Men det er jo soloklart: Vista er nyskabende og banebrydende…

Set på Macenstein

Macworld Expo 2007 i San Francisco står for døren og Apple har med denne velkomst til 2007 pustet til rygtegløderne om hvad Steve Jobs har i ærmet til sin keynote præsentation.

Så når du har installeret denne widget, der er en countdown til, når Steve går på podiet i San Francisco, så kan vi i hvert fald nok forvente, at Steve siger “Boom!”. Tjek bare nedenstående lille parade.

Når vi så om en uges tid har fundet ud af, hvad Steve er ude på, så skal jeg nok ud have en ny podde. Det eneste jeg ved om den nu er, at den kan afspille video og bliver min femte. For ud over at være Macworld Expo tid er det også bonustid… Weee!!

It’s also like my mama always told me. She told me, “Son, better to do
lots of mediocre things than one thing that’s really good. That way,
people will know you were trying, even if you are a little dumb.”
DreamHost Newsletter v8.9 September 2006

Feel the fear and do it anyway
Susan Jeffers

eller i fri dansk oversættelse.

Føl frygten og gør det alligevel
Susan Jeffers

Fundet i min nye bog Jazz Piano From Scratch på “PART 1, starting out” titelbladet.

They dance as they walk, or they walk as they dance, to the sound of an inner melody,
for with their bodies they pass through the world around them in quest of a still-remembered harmony.
Dr. Raymond Johnson

Det positive ved, at køre i trafikken, er at man godt kan give en finger, uden at få karantæne.
Anja Andersen

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence
Laurence J. Peter

Though I am not naturally honest,
I am so sometimes by chance
William Shakespeare

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts
Mark Twain